All My Worst Work
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I’m Getting a New Bathroom…
…so here’s a poem about that. It rhymes. Goodbye to the pipes that have flooded downstairsGoodbye to the toilet seat so loose that it scares Goodbye to the floorboards so damp and so cruelGoodbye to the bath panel that lives on the wall Goodbye to the grouting that I gave up cleaningGoodbye, I hope, to…
A Poem about Gentrification
I was at work drinks on Thursday and two things were said that inspired this poem. Firstly, a colleague I’ve known for six months referred to me as ‘geezery’. That was the initial inspiration when I sat down to write this poem last night. About how when I’ve had a couple of drinks the ‘lad’…
All the Books I Read in 2022
Total: 30 (20 New, 10 Re-Reads) Most Read Authors: Matt Haig (7), Kurt Vonnegut (5), Joseph Heller (3), Bill Bryson (2) The List:(R) Denotes a Re-Read(#) Denotes books read by that author this year1. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (Ken Kesey)2. Only When I Laugh (Paul Merton)3. The Last Family in England (Matt Haig)4.…
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